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Joke of the Day

"What's the most common view of porn? In HD."

"Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer? Because he can't take a shot to the head."

"What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night? Lie in bed wondering ""Is there really a dog?"""

"To Find and Replace the new /r/news sidebar terminology Find ""Rule"" Replace with ""Shari'a Law"""

"I thought of having a threesome But then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents"

"Can someone please explain why I have to pay full price for Swiss Cheese"

"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? I don't use a feminist to kill myself when talking to a gun."

"I finally finished the jigsaw puzzle It took me 2 years but I was well chuffed seeing as the box said 6-10 years."

"What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?... ...Elizabeth."

"Bestiality is disgusting and wrong. Having said that, I did once come on a mouse."