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Joke of the Day
"Waiter what is this hare doing in my salad? I believe he's eating your lettuce."
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"Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ? He had ""No body "" to go with."
"Where's the best place to hide a body in texas? Oops. Wrong subreddit!"
"[At Fancy Restaurant] Her: I'll have the oxtail topped with quail egg. Him: Gimme a steak. Her: *glares Him: Uhh, topped with a Cadbury?"
"What's worse than fighting an uphill battle? Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there."
"Hope I'm never tortured, because I just pulled a hangnail off my finger and now this entire restaurant knows my pin number."
"Angelina Jolie needs to take some time off her busy schedule of feeding the hungry and poor in third world countries and feed herself for a change."
"After 5 years of marriage. After 5 years of marriage I found out my wife has 2 incomes, hers and mine....."
"who wore it better: Russell Brand or Steven Tyler's microphone stand"
"Why are condoms transparent?"