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Joke of the Day
"If someone doesn't realize their blinker is still on after one minute their car should explode."
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"Wyclef Jean has been hospitalized for fatigue and I know how he feels. I've been tired of his ass for years."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? kluhhh kolchhhh"
"There are bats hanging of a branch upside down all except one. Two bats comment: ""What's happened to this one? - I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted."
"What's the difference between Barrack Obama and Tiger Woods? Tiger Woods only wants to fuck your wife."
"Why did the farmer screw their sheep on a cliff? They push back harder. (Told to me by my NZ step father about Australians, of course.)"
"Jay-Z's wife took him and their kid to the ocean for a day trip It was a Bey, Bey's bae, & baby bay day."
"*Ronda Rousey in the Doctors office* Ronda: I'm having trouble getting pregnant Doctor: Stop taking it in the jaw"
"I want so badly for crayons to taste like their color."
"Women sex toys cost money for Batteries! Men's sex toys cost money for rent, clothes, groceries....."