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Joke of the Day

"Why did the farmer screw their sheep on a cliff? They push back harder. (Told to me by my NZ step father about Australians, of course.)"

"All generalizations are false, including this one."

"Of all the different types of pornography ... I'd say animal porn is the bestial."

"Maybe if women would quit playing games they'd worry less about competition"

"What's the difference between a feminist and a vagina? Nothing. They are both cunts!"

"*walkig around department store that is full of wat clearly are christmas decorations* its haloween again ALREADY??"

"What do Kiwi nuclear engineers eat? Fusion chups."

"""Say ur a bad girl"" I'm a bad girl ""oooh yeah, and tell me what bad girls do..."" ooh i'm gonna sign up for 3 months of yoga and only go twice"

"A drunk homeless guy wanted to fight me yesterday As soon as he kicked me and lost his shoe I could smell defeat."

"How Do You Kill An Anorexic? Tell Her To Lose Just One More Pound And She'll Be Beautiful."