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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Barrack Obama and Tiger Woods? Tiger Woods only wants to fuck your wife."

"I asked my mom if I was pretty or ugly She said both, Im pretty ugly."

"What kind of pants does Mario wear? *denim denim denim*"

"What kind of headphones are sold in 50 shades of grey? Beats"

"What do you call a swiss priest? A Holy Cheese!"

"What's the best thing to do with a thimble? Bang it with a drum-thtick!"

"How to make a plumber to cry How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family. :)"

"As I looked into her eyes I felt my knees go weak and my stomach turned to butterflies. That's when I realized I'd drugged the wrong glass."

"So there is a First class only Indian Airline. Their motto is ""We will treat you passengers like Cattle"""

"""911"" you gotta help, my wife is in labour in the backseat ""how far apart are the contractions?"" about 2 miles but I'm driving pretty fast"