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Joke of the Day

"Why cant russians drive stick? Because they are always Stalin!"

"When I take my drugs on Sundays, I always say ""Body of Christ"" because I'm all religious and shit."

"What do you call a quote with inhuman like abilities? A Super Saying"

"Sorry girl, you knew you were dating a bad boy *saves used gift bag because those things are expensive*"

"Not the best joke, but i did make it up myself. Q: Why can you not hook two CD-ROM drives together to create a CD Writer? A: Because two ROMs don't make a Write."

"Q: What did the judge say about the man shot twelve times by the police? A: The most horrific suicide scenario I have ever heard of."

"How do you stop a Lion from charging? have a successful dentistry practise."

"I once told a girl to text me when she gets home She must have been homeless"

"Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum? Coz 'e-mmental!"

"They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck."