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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a quote with inhuman like abilities? A Super Saying"
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"What do Nate Diaz and Jaime Lannister have in common? They're both Kingslayers and fuck their sisters."
"Which woman has Jesus as a nephew? The Auntie Christ."
"Did y'all hear the one about the tortilla song? Don't have source, but now that I think about it, it may have been a rap"
"Why is Peter Pan ALWAYS flying? He neverlands. lol this joke never grows old."
"Dogs really like me... I think it's because I'm an asshole"
"Nothing makes you look like an alcoholic more than not knowing how you got a cut on your face."
"*guitarist breaks guitar* HELL YEAH *drummer throws drums* YES YES *singer stabs a bunch of guys* OH MY GOD *bassist plants a bomb* STOP"
"muffin man I was talking to the muffin man he looked kinda sad so I said something wrong? He said, no muffin's wrong"
"What's long and hard on a black guy His prison sentence I hope this hasn't been said before, I half came up with this all by my lonesome"