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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum? Coz 'e-mmental!"
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"Bob just couldn't nail his roll down.. .. So he just decided to screw it."
"My dirty language got me suspended in school but many years later I get rewarded with stars and retweets, never give up on your dreams kids."
"""Good morning, Urology Department... Can you hold?"""
"What's the most Jewish instrument? The Sachs"
"I don't care how hardcore you are. If you don't cry when Dumbo visits his mommy in elephant jail, you have no soul."
"A man steps into an elevator with a woman inside... He asks her, ""Can I smell your feet?"" She responds, ""NO!"" He says, ""Oh shit, then it must be your pussy!"""
"How do British people explain a period..? Bloody Hell"
"Two Jews walk into a bar... And try to think of more ""fine"" ideas to fuck up the Internet."
"The Bible Belt - the land where you pretend not to recognize each other in the liquor store."