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Joke of the Day

"How do you stop a Lion from charging? have a successful dentistry practise."

"I know they're bad but ya wanna know why I love dead baby jokes? They never get old."

"Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls? He split a seam in his blue ones."

"I like my woman like I like my cheese... White American."

"What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey? A lifetime ban from the Zoo"

"There were plenty of lookers-on but no witnesses. "

"I'm a wreck if I don't get my full 18 hours of sleep"

"I think everyone agrees that the lowest form of earth on this planet are child pornographers. They are the scum of the earth and should be tried as adults."

"How do you fit four gay guys on a bar stool? Get a really big bar stool."

"Maybe my mom was right all those years ago. Maybe I won't be happy until someone loses an eye. Maybe that's what's been missing."