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Joke of the Day

"Q: What did the judge say about the man shot twelve times by the police? A: The most horrific suicide scenario I have ever heard of."

"Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands? Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them."

"My friend recently arrived in Turkey for his annual holiday. He is doing bird."

"There are now 4 sides to every story. Yours, mine, the truth & the Internets version."

"Someone threw NaCl at me That's a salt"

"[knock at door] Cop: open up, it's the police Me [doing an Estonian accent]: I'm not here Cop: are you in Estonia? Me: I am. I'm in Estonia"

"If we keep building giant walls at the border to Mexico it's only a matter of time before natural selection gives us giant Mexicans."

"Geogrophy If Iraq invaded Turkey from the rear, do you think Grease would help?"

"Tried to catch fog today Mist"

"""Sir, I need to ask you to please stop spanking your monkey. This is a bank."" ""Fine, but I'm never coming here again. Come on, George."""