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Joke of the Day
"What did the policeman say to his stomach? Your under a vest"
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"I smoked weed to think of something funny to post [deleted]"
"Would the person who has been writing my horoscope please lighten up."
"In Europe they are now printing their money on Greece proof paper."
"if two tanker trucks collide at an intersection, one is carrying water, the other is carrying vinegar, what sound do they make? DOUCHE!!!!"
"Where do people keep their gay porn? On a hard drive."
"Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea? Because all proper tea is theft."
"What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party? Let's get sheet-faced!"
"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?... Make me one with everything."
"I hope everyone on this flight covers for me by standing and announcing ""No, I am Fartacus!"" as we deplane."