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Joke of the Day
"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?... Make me one with everything."
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"Remove all the poles if you don't want me stripping, Mr. Bus Driver."
"What do you call a fear of chainsaws? Logic."
"Haiku of the week ""James, you have Tourette's."" ""I'm afraid there is no cure."" ""Fuck! Shit! Cunt!"" said James."
"What do you call an Asian male with no penis? An Asian porn star"
"The Russian army orders 100K rubbers from a US company, specifying 12"" fit needed. The US firm fills the order with packaging marked ""MEDIUM."""
"What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common? Hogwarts!"
"Why are farmers the best at what they do? They are out standing in their field."
"Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy"
"If McDonalds wants to check my $10 bill for signs of counterfeit, I should be able to check their chicken for chicken."