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Joke of the Day

"In Europe they are now printing their money on Greece proof paper."

"Do I have a girlfriend!? Are you kidding me? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TOILET PAPER THOSE THINGS USE!?"

"What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Swim for it..."

"What did Barack say to Michelle when he proposed? I don't want to be Obama self."

"What's the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature."

"What is Donald Trump's favorite Christmas song? I'm dreaming of a white Christmas"

"I was going down in a girl and said ""you've got a massive vagina vagina"" She said ""you didn't have to say it twice"" I said "" I didn't didn't"""

"whats black and sits at the top of the staircase? stephen hawking after a house fire"

"I was once told there was nothing positive about the Bubonic Plague I think Malthus would disagree."

"Legend has it the ""M"" in MTV once stood for music."