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Joke of the Day
"Where do people keep their gay porn? On a hard drive."
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"Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you My girlfriend told me this one today, I was impressed"
"How do you pick up a jewish girl... With a dust pan."
"If aliens are only on the quest for intelligent life, then Earth really has nothing to worry about."
"*puts up baby gates all around the outside of my house* There. That should keep 'em out."
"Psychopaths make up about 1% of the US population. Exposing them is easy, just text your friends & check who has their read receipts on."
"The dyslexic devil worshiper... sold his soul to Santa."
"What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire? Politics."
"HOT local grizzly bears dying to eat YOU!"
"As hillbillies age, they're called hillwilliams."