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Joke of the Day
"Would the person who has been writing my horoscope please lighten up."
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"What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus? A cross-dresser."
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."
"""Stop peopling around"" - horses?"
"Did you hear about the 150 lb. man who had 75 lb. testicles? He was half nuts!!!"
"As a tall person... Study finds that shorter men will live longer but taller men have a higher shelf life."
"What was the best use of the phrase ""That's what she said"" you've ever heard in person?"
"In New York someone gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard."
"[NSFW] What's the square root of 69? Eight something. EDIT: yeesh, tough room."
"What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away? A Fraudian slip."