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Joke of the Day

"Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea? Because all proper tea is theft."

"Pedophiles are like televisions Even a three year old can turn them on."

"Today I was asked by a Red Cross member if I could help towards the floods in Pakistan I said I would, but I don't have a hose that reaches that far"

"roses r red violets r blue sunflowers r yellow i bet u were expecting someting romantic but no this is just gardening facts"

"I am born to mixed-race parents ...but my mom preferred the 100 metres."

"What if Forrest Gump's e-mail password? 1Forrest1 ...yeah we all saw that one coming."

"I wear glasses because I like to dramatically remove them to display anger. It was awkward doing that with contact lenses."

"Bruce Wayne needs to watch his salt intake, his sodium is through the roof."

"Bob and Sei are launching fireworks on the 4th of July. In an accident, Bob launches a firework into Sei's eye. Bob turns to Sei and says, ""Oh, Sei, can you see?"""

"I returned from court to see 'Welcome home dad' hanging over the foyer.. It was a suspended sentence"