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Joke of the Day
"What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party? Let's get sheet-faced!"
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"[invention of blue cheese] ""this cheese has gone off"" sell it ""but it's gone mouldy"" I SAID SELL IT! ""fine"" & double the price ""are u ok?"""
"You're all arguing about what color the dress is... While I'm having sex with the girl who took it off."
"Enjoy your animal shaped biscuits. Do not eat if seal is broken."
"What a weird thing that a Presidential candidate is like ""I tried to stab my friend"" & his opponents are like ""no you didn't."""
"*kisses new boss on lips as I say goodbye at the end of my first day*"
"""murder"" she wrote ""your password must contain at least one number and one upper case letter"" the screen said ""murd3R"" she wrote, frowning"
"My buddy Bob got fired from McDonald's He just couldn't ketchup in the training."
"Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child"
"Me: You ate all the cookies and your sister got none. What does that tell you? 4-year-old: I won."