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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Santa Clause have any kids? He only comes once a year"
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"best nicknames: 1) Nick 2) 3)"
"[at my funeral] So young, how did he die? He ran into oncoming traffic after walking past a group of adults saying the word ""bae"""
"I'm not doing anything cheesy for my girlfriend on valentines day... She's lactose intolerant."
"How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool You flip it upside down"
"NSFW - Two dildos are in a drawer... One of them sighs. So the other asks, ""Soft day at work?"""
"What the corniest part of a corn field? The corner."
"What's another name for a ghost writer? A prose-titute."
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear."
"How do you organize a space party? You planet."