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Joke of the Day
"What the corniest part of a corn field? The corner."
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"Your brain has two sides: left and right. Your left brain has nothing right. Your right brain has nothing left."
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"If you open a door for me, I will lick you. Sometimes it's awkward."
"My girlfriend called me lazy the other day. I almost responded."
"Some people dream of success, others are awake & work hard at it."
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