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Joke of the Day

"NSFW - Two dildos are in a drawer... One of them sighs. So the other asks, ""Soft day at work?"""

"It appears the brain trust has commenced its meeting. Listen to those synapses fire."

"What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger."

"But I love food, why would it want to poison me? :("

"Oh, you lost your phone and it's on silent? That's too bad. If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it."

"Onions My friend told me that onions are the only edible plant that can make you cry. I bludgeoned his head with a watermelon."

"I have CDO It's like OCD, but the letters are in order. Like they should be."

"Exercise makes you look and feel better naked? So does Tequila...."

"A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table."

"How do most bakers get their start in the industry? They knead dough"