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Joke of the Day

"best nicknames: 1) Nick 2) 3)"

"Mike eats all day, that's all he does I guess he's living life to the fullest"

"Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine? It was soda pressing."

"IBM succumbs to feminist pressure Booleans can now contain the value ""maybe""."

"On Passive-Aggressive Jeopardy, the contestants answer Alex Trebek in the form of rhetorical questions."

"Interviewer: You're hired.. Me: Thank you so much! You won't live to regret this.. Interviewer: What? Me: huh?"

"I told you to act natural while I paint. Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table? - DaVinci"

"*leaves one cupcake in work kitchen* *watches live version of Hunger Games*"

"I'm fairly tall so folks are always asking me ""Do you play basketball?"" My standard reply: ""No, do you play miniature golf?"""

"Recent evidence indicates that Earth is indeed bi-polar, as we've always suspected."