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Joke of the Day

"[at my funeral] So young, how did he die? He ran into oncoming traffic after walking past a group of adults saying the word ""bae"""

"I was trying to write an essay about the jews in World War II.. But I just couldn't concentrate."

"I can't wait to be rich so I can price things from high to low instead of low to high when shopping online."

"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff"

"Baby's first knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? HaHa! You're never going to get this one!"

"My Wife and I are into S&M.. Edit: Typo: M&M. We like M&Ms."

"I can't show how much I hate exclamation points without looking like a hypocrite."

"It was really foggy on my way home today Looked quite misterious"

"Hmm, should I try to rip open this box with my bare hands for 20 minutes, or grab scissors & do it in 4 seconds? *starts peeling at tape*"

"I eat mushrooms for petit dejeuner. It's the breakfast of champignons."