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Joke of the Day
"Diarrhea is hereditary... It runs in the jeans (genes)"
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"What's the difference between fat and cholesterol you don't wake up with a cholesterol"
"Why are women called bitches? Because they both run after sticks and balls."
"How do most women like their eggs? Ovarie-z"
"I was sitting on the train this morning, and I saw a really sexy Thai girl I thought to myself, ""Please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection"", but she did."
"Married men aren't allowed to go the grocery store alone because we're the kid in the shopping cart, but with money"
"The first rule of Yacht Club is you need a membership and a boat."
"What do you call 100 black people buried neck deep around a basketball hoop? Afroturf"
"Some people get their friends to do their bidding by offering favors or compensation. I just threaten to throw their iPhones in the toilet."
"Two balloons are floating across the desert One balloon says to the other, Look out for the cactussssssssssssssssssss!"