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Joke of the Day

"I was sitting on the train this morning, and I saw a really sexy Thai girl I thought to myself, ""Please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection"", but she did."

"BLONDE ALE Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up."

"Sure, there's no ""I"" in ""team""... But there's, like, three in ""idiot."""

"You know what people really do when no one's looking? Your mum."

"Are you on a Wanted Poster, because you are sketchy as hell..."

"My wife's posted picture she took of me in the shower didn't go viral... Ain't no big thing."

"Hydrogen punched helium... Helium didn't react."

"I once overdosed on Viagra. My wife took it really hard."

"Kids asked if they could do something & I said yes so my wife lowered my security clearance & now I'm not authorized to make those decisions"

"Confucius say: go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger."