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Joke of the Day

"Two balloons are floating across the desert One balloon says to the other, Look out for the cactussssssssssssssssssss!"

"How do you know you are at r/jokes? The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science"

"So Hillary Clinton recently said half of Tump's supporters are a ""Basket of deplorables"". Next Trump will respond saying: ""Half of Hillary's supporters are deportables"""

"A doctors appointment Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem? Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell? Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door."

"One day I will write my autobiography and it will just say ""fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck."" The rest of the pages will be drawings of dicks."

"The 70s had it right. Back then, ugly people were allowed to make music."

"DATING TIP: Girls like bad boys! Brag about your Twitter gang."

"College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you or they'll send your kid back."

"What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket? Lindt choclate."

"What do you call a group of kangaroos? A Kangacrew"