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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 100 black people buried neck deep around a basketball hoop? Afroturf"

"New horizons takes picture of Pluto. What does Pluto say? ""ewww delete it"""

"I told everyone I was going to be a comedian And they all laughed at me. Now I'm a comedian, and they're not laughing anymore."

"How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment."

"[news anchor] ""Up next, can more sex lead to a healthier & happier-"" *wife changes channel*"

"Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? A: Ptera Don"

"What is a clowns fart made of? Laughing gas."

"How does every racist joke start? By looking over your shoulder"

"What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat? A leek."

"what was was the last thing that went through the fly's mind when he hit the windshield? His butt"