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Joke of the Day
"Being with you is like listening to golf on the radio."
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"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels."
"NSFW A guy steps into an elevator with a young woman... He says, ""can I smell your feet?"" ""No!"" She replies. ""It must be your pussy."""
"Why did the girl put pop rocks down her pants To get that pussy poppin"
"Headline: ""American Pharoah Wins 1st Triple Crown Title Since 1978"" That is one long-lived horse."
"The cats told me the reason we only have one life is because we're too stupid to handle nine lives. I believe this is true."
"I've got a joke about odd numbers. It's not even funny."