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Joke of the Day
"The first rule of Yacht Club is you need a membership and a boat."
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"Mother Teresa walks into a bar"
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"Mobius strippers... never show their backside."
"Your honor this man killed my parents and deserves life but could you make sure he has internet access because he retweets me a lot."
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"Knock-knock ""Knock-knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Control freak--now you say, 'Control freak who?'"""
"PREGNANT CASHIER: Have a great day ME: Thanks, have a great baby"