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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between fat and cholesterol you don't wake up with a cholesterol"
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"Pretty cool how you can turn cotton into delicious candy or a totally comfortable shirt to wear."
"PC is getting way out of hand. You can't even say black paint anymore. Instead it's gotta be ""Jamal, please paint."""
"If we just refer to ISIS as ""Nickelback"" maybe nobody will want to join them"
"What did the peanut say to his wife before he left? I'll be back in a jiffy"
"You know what they say about big feet... Big socks."
"*good cop/bad cop interrogation* *good cop is nice to the suspect* *bad cop shoots good cop and sets suspect free* man he's a bad cop"
"the idiotic girl Lets like O_O"
"I want to start an irritable bowel support group called fecal matters"
"That rabbi's gone crazy! He's been running around a circumcising all kinds of lettuce... and that's just the tip of the iceberg."