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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when you poop and masturbate at the same time? Two turds with one bone"

"What mustache can an alien not pull off? A human chu"

"Helped a turtle cross the road today. So how does this karma shit work? Should I buy a lottery ticket, or just try to fold a fitted sheet?"

"Capcom is developing a new game based on Donald Trump... It's called President Evil."

"A Catholic priest and a rabbi are sitting together on a bench when a young boy walks by... ""Let's fuck him!"" says the priest. ""Out of what?"" asks the rabbi."

"I was having sex with my sister in Alabama... She said: ""you fuck like dad does!"" I said: ""I know, mom told me so."""

"Le'Veon Bell, Josh Gordon and Tom Brady walk into a bar To watch the first 4 weeks of the NFL season"

"Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!"

"What crime did the man get charged with when he killed a black man? Impersonating a police officer."

"A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland. ""I'll have fish and chips twice"" he orders. ""Sure I heard you the first time"" came the reply."