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Joke of the Day

"Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!"

"Why do push up bras not work for some girls? Because 0x0 is always 0."

"2 is the only even prime number. It's kind of odd, isn't it?"

"i want a google chrome plugin that's a todolist manager and the way you launch it is, you visit twitter, but it shows your todos instead"

"What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber? A darthvark!"

"The second fastest thing in a bathroom is the speed in which your butt-hole closes after a log comes out, but what is the fastest thing in a bathroom? The drop of water that makes it in."

"Did you hear Willie Nelson died? He was playing on the road again."

"what's the difference between the government and the mafia? The Mafia is organized"

"Where did the Indian buy his sandwiches? The New Dehli"

"Why do women make such great plumbers? They like to bring up shit from the past."