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Joke of the Day

"What crime did the man get charged with when he killed a black man? Impersonating a police officer."

"So I was talking to Abrham Lincoln And I asked him, ""what are you doing tonight?"". He said, ""My wife's dragging me to a play somebody please kill me."""

"""Statistics show that most shark attacks happen in shallow water."" Really? Maybe cus that's where the ppl are u idiots."

"What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France? Linoleum Blownapart"

"what do you call a girl on a swing with no arms? Sarah. Knock Knock... Whos there? Not Sarah"

"How did the programmer celebrate his birthday? var celebration = [""Hip"", ""Hip""];"

"A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass.......... The doctor described his condition as stable."

"Why no, stranger, I CAN'T believe how early it gets dark now despite the fact this phenomena has occurred every single year of my existence."

"What does the country of Brazil and tent sex have in common? Camp penis."

"A redditor walks into a reddit restaurant Sorry, all our servers are busy, please come back in a minute."