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Joke of the Day

"How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb? None, Rather than change it they will just sit in a corner and cry like little bitches"

"Here's one for all you Stalinists out there! Communist jokes are only funny if you share them."

"there are 2 reasons why I dont take my GF on a long ride with Audi R8 Firstly, i have no GF and secondly I have no Audi R8."

"Why don't you ever want Hitler to be your chemistry lab partner? Because he always ends with a really fucked up final solution"

"NSFW - If you need to voice search the web for new directions don't say it too fast"

"A lion would NEVER cheat on his mate But a Tiger Wood. XD"

"Open heart surgery? No, just rip it out."

"A guy told me this one in class today.... What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb? A Boston Marathon."

"A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar... He orders a drink."

"Just trying to figure out how the text box works"