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Joke of the Day

"A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland. ""I'll have fish and chips twice"" he orders. ""Sure I heard you the first time"" came the reply."

"How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert ? He looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you."

"It's the same old story; boy meets girl in park... ... boy parks meat in girl"

"What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes? The guy who gave it to the pitbull."

"How does post-vasectomy sex compare? There's not a vas deferens."

"ASKHOLE: A person who constantly ask for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them"

"I made up a new word Plagiarism"

"Do you know why the self driving car crashed? It had a bad driver."

"What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song? Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)"

"Roses are red, I have a phone. No one texts me, forever alone."