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Joke of the Day

"Capcom is developing a new game based on Donald Trump... It's called President Evil."

"In honor of MLK day: Why don't black people sleep? ...Because the only one that had a dream was shot."

"A girl walks into McDonald's and she sees a cute cashier. She goes up to order and asks for a Hot 'n Spicy McDickin."

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind it is too cheesy."

"[takes a massive shit on a bird in the park] See? Not nice, is it?"

"Bloody Good Question How can you ever be late for anything in London? They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town."

"On Facebook, someone posted that they have 90 days of pregnancy left. The 1st commenter said 'when are you due?' This is why we are here..."

"Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? because she'll let it go"

"You know what's the common thing between iPhone 7 and the board on Titanic? There is no room for Jack"

"Sometimes all you need is $500 million dollars."