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Joke of the Day

"A Catholic priest and a rabbi are sitting together on a bench when a young boy walks by... ""Let's fuck him!"" says the priest. ""Out of what?"" asks the rabbi."

"What a man How do you respond to someone who says ""fuck you"" Answer: You fuck you"

"Why suicidal people are usually skinny because most likely, they haven't eaten in years."

"What does the educated owl say? Whom"

"What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...? Not knowing how to use a coathanger..."

"""I see,"" said the blind man... as he pissed into the wind. ""It's all coming back to me now."""

"Hillary clinton might be the first f president Sorry I meant female but the emale got deleted"

"It's kinda like i'm a shopaholic but with alcohol instead of clothes."

"What do you call a Jewish baby who isn't circumcised? A girl."

"Did you hear some expert thieves stole the toilets from the police station? The police were left with nothing to go on."