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Joke of the Day

"It's Election Eve, Not Election and Steve!"

"The barman says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here"". A time traveler walks into a bar."

"What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden? Patti O'Furniture"

"People who brag about drinking black coffee?? Ok enjoy your hot bean water, I'm using creamer because I love myself"

"Italian Knock knock Knock a knock - who's there - Ayatollah - Ayatollah who? - Ayatollah you already."

"If there's two things I hate, it's racist people and niggers."

"Don't you hate that feeling when you close your eyes to apply shampoo, and get paranoid that someone will kill you in the shower."

"Jews spell their god's name ""YHWH"" ... ... because they're too cheap to 'buy a vowel'."

"I was going to ask you to have anal sex with me... Butt fuck it."

"You should need a license to be that ugly."