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Joke of the Day
"Jews spell their god's name ""YHWH"" ... ... because they're too cheap to 'buy a vowel'."
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"If you were a tree you'd be a bonsai, and if you were mine you'd be dead by now."
"Didja hear about the LGBT DJ in Paris who'll only play 50's US rock songs? Yeah - he calls himself ... wait for it ... Cousine Brucie"
"A man drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how a Mercedes bends"
"A poster with a mugshot saying ""Have you seen this man"" So I rang up and said No. You have to do your bit for society ."
"What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars? ""Let Meowt!!!!"""
"My wife said if this gets 100 likes, we'll try butt stuff........ * Please DON'T like,,, her strap-on is big and scary....."
"Weird how the guys who say that don't see race always know the black-on-black crime statistics."
"I'm going to grab 'em by the pussy. Don't downvote me!! I'm being ""presidential"""
"I will never have to admit to a mistake at work when I can blame the last person who quit"