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Joke of the Day

"The barman says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here"". A time traveler walks into a bar."

"The victim's body was found in the kitchen surrounded by eight empty boxes of cornflakes. Police suspect it was the work of a serial killer."

"You know what really makes me smile? Fascial muscles."

"What do you call the annual cat beauty pageant? The adora-bowl."

"Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia? He was snowed in."

"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one... ...he's never gonna give you *Up.*"

"I was gonna open a clothing store for midgets... ... but the market was too small."

"what did they tell the eastern European tree who wanted a room at the hotel california you can czech in any time you want but you can never leaf"

"I'm into cryogenics. All the cool kids are doing it."

"What did the fat math teacher say after a large Thanksgiving dinner? (-1)/8! Edit: I clearly don't know how to math."