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Joke of the Day
"If there's two things I hate, it's racist people and niggers."
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"""Whatcha inventing?"" ""I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack."" ""Can I bring my kids?"" ""Sure."""
"What is the best part about having Alzheimer's Making new friends every day"
"What's 668? The Neighbor of the Beast."
"Life is like a roller coaster: There are ups & downs, you often feel like vomiting, but in the end there are weird pictures of you for sale."
"Road painters are not the kind of friends you should be around... They do lines all day."
"I'm fresh out of hopes and dreams. Can I interest you in despair and disappointments?"
"What's the worst kind of joke? Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone."
"two fish are in a.... Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'do you know how to drive this thing?'"
"How many geese does it take to form a gaggle... 5 or more"