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Joke of the Day
"If there's two things I hate, it's racist people and niggers."
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"What comes after 69? Mouthwash. I'm sure this has been posted before, but I thought it was funny."
"GUY (whose car died): can u help me? I need a jump ME (pulling a trampoline out of my trunk): im always prepared for emergencies like this"
"Now that Ted Cruz dropped out, there is only one man standing in Trump's way Hilary Clinton"
"I posted a joke about a coffin before on reddit It got buried"
"What did the exponential equation say to the linear equation? Real graphs have curves."
"When does 1+1=3? ..... When you don't use a condom."
"Your momma is like a shotgun... Two cocks and she's loaded"
"Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon? (OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee"
"I've just hired a hot 19 year-old Swedish girl with massive tits to babysit my kids. Now... Where the fuck do I get some kids from?"