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Joke of the Day

"What does the perverted frog say? Rubbit."

"Theravada Monks purge all their earthly possessions to express their faith and pursue spiritual stillness of mind. I did it because fleas."

"I'm losing followers two by two. Maybe they are all boarding an ark somewhere."

"What's most jewish of all reptiles? The MOSESaur!"

"What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles? Electricity."

"Got talking to a North African girl I got talking to a North African girl in her native language for hours, we just clicked."

"How is it called when you get a blowjob from Oliver Queen? arrow head"

"Nephew: Really?! Me: Yup! Go for it! N: *runs into wall* Me: *takes pic* N: *wakes up* Am I at Hogwarts? Me: No, we'll try again later."

"Where did the piglets study their ABC's? At a school for higher loining."

"After reading about Rihanna's thug life tattoo, I think we all owe Chris Brown an apology."