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Joke of the Day

"After reading about Rihanna's thug life tattoo, I think we all owe Chris Brown an apology."

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"mother told me this What do you call 5 mexicans, and asian, and 5 black people in your front yard?? Water sprinkler.... spic-spic-spic-spic-spic---CHINK---nigga-nigga-nigga-nigga-nigga"
"Why are karate people always breaking boards? Did boards kill their parents?"
"What do you call a squadron of baby soldiers? Infantry."
"Why is the Ocean blue? Because the fish go blublublu."
"What did the waiter ask the group of Jewish mothers? Is *anything* okay?!"
"ATM A man asks a trainer in the gym: ""I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?"" Trainer replies: ""Use the ATM"""
"[Checks for abs] Abs : I have a boyfriend"
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? You staple food to the ceiling."
"Why Adolf Hitler is a bank robber? Because he is a Dollar Thief."