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Joke of the Day

"After reading about Rihanna's thug life tattoo, I think we all owe Chris Brown an apology."

"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? One goes \*whack* ""Fuck."" The other goes ""Fuck."" \*whack*"

"Just pulled up next to a car identical to mine & accidentally made eye contact with the driver. I think that means we have to race on green."

"Nicki Minaj, Donald Trump, hoverboards, North Korea.... Oh wait, this *is* the place to post jokes, right?"

"Did you hear about the incest convention? Every mother-fucker was there!"

"Why did the blonde pull the dildo out before she came? She wasn't on the pill"

"Spanish for wife - ""esposa"" Spanish for handcuffs - ""esposas"" Well played, Spanish"

"Before he was a footballer, Messi used to be a stand-up comedian He had to quit because his jokes kept flying over the audience's heads."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... I've heard multiple versions of this joke. Please comment with you're favorite."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-saur-ass"