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Joke of the Day
"So a jew walked out of a bank... LOL no he didn't"
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"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problem out with a pencil."
"A man bets his wife that she can't make him happy and mad at the same time She says, ""Your dick is bigger than all your friends' dicks!"""
"What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby? A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper."
"My youngest brother told me this one, he laughed for hours afterwards. What's worse than being a butt-half? Being a butt-whole!"
"I like my women like I like my student debt Always there and constantly fucking me"
"Did you hear about the guy who tried to have sex with an acorn? He was fucking nuts."
"My daughter loves all the toys she sees in commercials. So of course I have to tell her they don't exist in real life, just on tv."
"Don't make me use UPPERCASE."
"My ex wife is like the Mona Lisa I mean, she's not that pretty or anything, but I would be damn near ecstatic if I came home and found her hanging in the living room"