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Joke of the Day

"How is it called when you get a blowjob from Oliver Queen? arrow head"

"A neutron went into a bar and asked the bartender, ""How much for a beer?""The bartender replied, ""For you, no charge."""

"Scientists say North America is going to sink into the ocean but we can change that. With a healthy diet and a little bit of exercise."

"If I had a dollar for every time someone complimented my hair I'd be making money in a really weird way"

"Doctor Doctor I'm becoming invisible. Yes I can see you're not all there!"

"What do you call a guy in a lot of debt? Owen."

"I'm a recovering alcoholic! :I'm recovering from last night!"

"Pretty disappointed to find out that ""Toys for Tots"" isn't a program where I trade my kids's toys for delicious tater tots."

"Black joke What did god say when he made a balck guy? Oh shit I burnt one"

"Why did the cows cross the road? They wanted to go to the mooo....vies"