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Joke of the Day

"I hate it when homeless people shake their cups with change in it at me I get it, you have more money than me so stop showing off"

"Here's a joke from Hilary Clintons emails... [deleted]"

"Opening a store called The Gorp! It's exactly like The Gap except we sell gravy."

"What did the chicken say after laying an egg? ""Oeuf!"""

"What do you call a six sided shape that's missing? A hex-a-gone"

"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they are both stuck up bitches."

"I like my girlfriends how I like my wine... 10 years old and locked in a cellar"

"Where does Vladimir keep his shit? In his poo tin"

"Donald Trump's doctor has recently prescribed him Prozac. He told him it would help him control hispanics."

"A guy with a gun enters a bar... ""Who the fuck had sex with my wife?"" He snarled. A voice was heard in the background, ""You don't have enough bullets mate!"""