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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a six sided shape that's missing? A hex-a-gone"
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"What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing? It's a matter of [a pinion](http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion)."
"When my pet goldfish died my parents thought it would be a great idea to replace it with a hamster... Poor little guy drowned in seconds.."
"""How much for this remote controlled alien?"" ""Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."""
"Q: What's musical and handy in a supermarket? A: A Chopin Liszt."
"If you're ugly, you cant say ""Single And Loving It"" Cuz you really have no choice."
"I went to a zoo where the only animal they had was a dog It was a shitzu"
"Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark? The octopus because it is well armed."
"What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend? ""Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"""
"I get bi with a little help from my girl friends."