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Joke of the Day
"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they are both stuck up bitches."
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"Why do you hate a nosey pepper? Cuz he's jalapeno .business"
"She'll be coming around the Mountain when she comes. - Mountain bragging."
"Can I program my dvr to delete Whitney but keep the funny commercials?"
"[breaking up yet another fight] Me: Why do you always fight with your sisters? 6-year-old: Because I always win."
"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for a lifetime. Give a man a monthly subscription of fish delivery right to his home, profit."
"""Children, stop biting grandpa's nails... ...or I'll close the coffin!"""
"HEY,,,I've already lined up an auctioneer to read my eulogy...... No one likes drawn out funerals.... You're welcome."
"What do you call a man who is attracted to black guys? A homiesexual!"
"A Roman walks into a bar.... A roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers. ""5 pints please."""