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Joke of the Day

"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they are both stuck up bitches."

"[finds sock with hole in it] *gets angry* [puts sock back in same drawer] *repeats forever*"

"How do you get in the 'Public Urination Club'? Walk up to the nearest police officer and you're in."

"Did you hear about Nursing Home Sports League Everyone gets atrophy at the end of the season."

"What do you call a pickle sandwich that's a scientist? Dill Rye"

"Vote for the Best Military Joke of 2008 | Funny Stuff | Reader's Digest"

"What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ!"

"Did you hear about the woman who had her left side cut off? She was alright."

"What did the depressed light switch say? I can't go on."

"Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet? Because his pythons were sick"