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Joke of the Day
"Where does Vladimir keep his shit? In his poo tin"
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"If your drug dealer is on time, it's a cop."
"She needs to slow her roll. Only been with my girlfriend for two months and she wants to meet my parents. She needs to chill, i waited nine months before meeting them myself."
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ISIS. Definitely ISIS."
"Thanks for coming I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase."
"When droid BB-8, was asked whether it should be referred to as ""he"" or ""she""... BB-8 replied, ""I roll both ways."" http://i.imgur.com/umSzUjp.gifv"
"Confucius say ""Virginity is like bubble; one prick, all gone."""
"Two peanuts walk down the street... one was a salted"
"Two condoms are walking down the street... ... and they pass a gay bar. The one condom turns to the other and says ""hey, wanna get shitfaced?"""
"""How dare you accuse us of cheating?"" said the Patriots, struggling to get a jersey on the giant robot tiger that Katy Perry rode in on."