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Joke of the Day
"What did the chicken say after laying an egg? ""Oeuf!"""
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"Got 3 boxes of tampons, Midol & Ibuprofen at the store. Checker was so scared he paid for my shit & carried it out for me."
"A gay guy wants a tattoo of truck on his penis... Tattoo artist asks ""What kind of truck do you want on it?"" Gay guy says ""It better be a 4x4 cause it's going to get muddy."""
"birthday card As i handed my mom her 50th birthday card today she said "" One would've done"""
"What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use? A Li-ion battery."
"Women with horses are rich versions of cat ladies."
"Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy."
"I was gonna tell a joke about a pizza but it was way too cheesy!"
"Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford? Because he's Indie!"
"Face down, Ass up. That's how I like to tie my shoes."