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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump's doctor has recently prescribed him Prozac. He told him it would help him control hispanics."

"OMG. My wife's boyfriend made such a fuss when I told his parents at dinner about how noisy those two are in bed."

"If someone wants to date me, I don't want to date them. Because they obviously make bad life choices."

"Married people always ask when you're getting married like they get points for recruiting to their club of misery."

"Whats the great way to lose some pounds? Leave the EU."

"What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other? Aileen"

"if you're drinking after midnight on a saturday you're really just getting a jump on the church crowd"

"Jesus' crucifixion was a success... They totally nailed it!"

"My wife thinks I'm stupid for using Twitter so much. But I think she's stupid for marrying me, so I think we all know who won this argument."

"Why did the Jamaican go to Syria? To get stoned"